Anonymous asked: How were games patched before the internet? Did you have to send the cartridge in the mail?
The patch man ran his route five days a week, so you have to leave your carts out on the doorstep every Tuesday night. Come Wednesday afternoon, your games would magically work.
They’ve captured the beast
I’m thankful for Luigi, Fire Luigi, Invincible Luigi, Tanooki Luigi, Frog Luigi, Hammer Luigi, Kuriboh’s Boot Luigi, Cape Luigi, Magic Balloon Luigi, Ice Luigi, Blue Shell Luigi, Mini Luigi, Mega Luigi, Bee Luigi, Boo Luigi, Spring Luigi, Propeller Luigi, Penguin Luigi, Cloud Luigi, Boomerang Luigi, Gold Luigi, Flying Squirrel Luigi, Gamepad Luigi, Cat Luigi, Cherry Luigi, Football Luigi, Gay Luigi, and most of all MAMA LUIGI.
New grass mesh. The old grass was a framerate killer, so I am trying to figure out how to make the grass look lush without taking off 20fps.
joethehellraiser: That doesn’t affect the framerate. Grass in video games are usually made up of clumps of squares with the grass texture stretched onto them. It’s those squares that tax the GPU, not what’s on the squares. I could replace the texture with an image of Mel Brooks if I wanted to without any change in performance In fact…
Since I restored the game’s source and got a new graphics card, I figured it was time to add some AAA next-gen sheen to Plok.
I know this radical change in art style will alarm many people. However, I believe this is necessary to attract the Call of Duty audience.
I am also in talks with Korn, The Prodigy and Excision to replace Tim & Geoff Follin’s soundtrack with their own original compositions. My hope is to have a dynamic soundtrack that reacts to player input - for instance, a sick bass drop will be heard every time Plok collects a shell.
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY DARLIN’, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAALLLLL
Anonymous asked: How do I vomit on 50 dicks
Start by vomiting on one dick and work your way up.
ENTER 1930 BERLIN
We are making a game about the 1930 German Federal Election. Here are some of our early sprites. Stay tuned for more! ~=^.^=~